保育员: 約翰尼, 你难道不喜欢你的小妹妹吗？

　　約翰尼: 那倒不是．她要是个男孩就好了．威利有了一个新生的小妹妹, 现在他该认为我又在学他的样子了．

　　A Baby Sister

　　Nurse: Don't you like your new baby sister, Johnnie?

　　Johnnie:She's all right, but I wish she had been a boy. Willie Smith had got a new sister, and now he'll think I'm trying to copy him.

　　我还不认识她呢

　　一对夫妇在公园里散步, 发现一对年轻的男女坐在一条长凳上, 动情地接吻．

　　＂你为什么不那么做呢？＂妻子說．

　　＂亲爱的, ＂丈夫回答說, ＂我还不认识那个女子呢!＂

　　I Don't Know Her

　　A couple walking in the park noticed a young man and woman sitting on a bench, passionately kissing.

　　＂Why don't you do that?＂ said the wife.

　　＂Honey,＂ replied her husband, ＂I don't even know that woman!＂